Do you wear spectacles and knit your own cardigans? Are books your most favourite thing in the entire world? Do you shush noisy patrons? If you’ve answered yes, meet your doppelganger, the Lego Librarian.
If you take her home, don’t forget the lego bricks, after all she’ll need a designer library to shelter in. And to trump the “Meet your Librarian cocktail party” little black dress, what could be better than an off the shoulder number fashioned from a thesaurus abandoned in the stacks: http://laughingsquid.com/a-dress-made-from-the-pages-of-an-old-thesaurus/.